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ALL YOUR DOGS BELONG TO ME

ALL YOUR DOGS BELONG TO ME

THIS IS PANDAPPLE I ACCEPT YOUR OFFERING OF 100 APPLES. I WILL ONLY RELEASE ONE DOG. THAT SASSY BLUE EYED DOG. HES AN ASSHOLE WHO TRIES TO SHAKE ME WITH HIS TINY MOUTH. F*UCK DAT SHIT. I REQUEST ONE GAZILLION APPLES FOR THE NICE DOG TO BE RETURNED. I LIKE HER. SHES...

PANDAPPLE DIARIES

I TOLD YOU THAT I HAVE KIDNAPPED THIS BLOG FOR EVERY POST THAT YOU DON’T GIVE ME A ZILLION APPLES I WILL CONTINUE TO FART IN ALL YOUR ORIFICES EVERY SINGLE NIGHT WHILE YOU ARE SLEEPING. YOU WILL NOT KNOW WHICH HOLE I WILL FART INTO BUT IT … WILL…...