Day 450: Killin it

Day 450: Killin it

Today was a day off, and I murdered that shiz. So often my days off just kind of happen and seem to sort of disappear. They go by so fast, I blink, and the sun’s already going down. Well, not today. I planned out every single hour of my day today, scheduled in...
Day 271: Finger Bang Bang

Day 271: Finger Bang Bang

It was day two down here in San Diego, the german “whale’s vagina.” Which reminds me, before I forget, that I saw a poor gymnast’s vagina due to catastrophic wardrobe malfunction on my facebook feed tonight…an image I cannot un-see....