What I love most is being with you. Or food. Okay, it might food, if I’m being really, really, really honest. But, see, you bring me food...so my favorite thing is also being with you. I like to be touching you as much as possible. You’ve got my back. I bury my head...

The little AC we have in our bedroom goes “vroom” when I turn it on. I guess it’s not that “small,” this new AC that we have. It’s pretty large, actually. It takes up the whole far corner of the bedroom. It’s white. The kind that wheel around on the floor and connect...

Oh, you thought you was in charge? Nope. Master of the house, right here. Tongues out, gunz out. I run dis town. Better put some respect on that name, dame. P-U-P-P-why? Because I gotta. Get dem treats. You might call me an attack doggo, because I will attack that...