My brother is now a doctor. Technically, it's called a DPT...a doctor of physical therapy. He graduated. From Northwestern. He's a doctor. It's crazy. I'm so incredibly proud of him. We were speaking tonight as we were walking back from the bar we'd been hanging at...

We're in Chicago. That reminds me all of the sudden that I freaking haaaattteee it when people post "[insert town name], I am in you" as a tweet or status update. Yeah, friends, I'm lookin at you! Can we all join hands and agree it sounds a bit rapey? Or at the very...

The Coops and the Coco are both over at Kristen and Arg's...and we miss them like crazy. Yes. We are those fucking people. You can suck my I love my dogs like they're people dick, okay? Okay. Podcasted with the Josh. Had a blast. I sincerely hope that people find them...