Joy is licking the carpet underneath our bed right now, which is very disturbing. WHY???? Did, like, Cooper puke down there or something? I looked and shined a light and it looked totally normal. Ugh. Probably, like, some crumbs under there from Cooper eating one of...

Cooper is lying in Liz’s place on the bed right now, lol. So happy there. Posted up. Ready to snooze. Where is she supposed to sleep, Coopey? Whatevs. Not my problem, he says. A lower key day today. Whew. Work was fairly chill—we finally figured out how to do this...

Have I ever performed on stage or given a speech? Yes! Omg, countless times. I used to be an actor. I went to acting school for my university degree. This question is easy: yes. ——— One of those days today that just kind of disappeared on me. I’m still kind of out of...