Tonight’s fine distinction iiisssss…Club Soda versus Sparkling Water versus Seltzer. Oooh. Nice one. Let’s see. Club Soda is water that’s been artificially carbonated and to which minerals and salt has been added. Interesting. Sparkling Water, or rather...

It’s weird to get older. A looooootttt of time has passed now, in my life, at least compared to when I was younger. The years pile up without you really noticing. You’re just living your life and then all the sudden it’s been twenty years since you were in your...

It’s late so it’ll be a quick on tonight: Project Hail Mary is very good. Go see it. Related: we have a new movie theater! The one down the street that was just renovated is so nice. I’m intensely excited about this. Easter eggs are all prepped for tomorrow. Coops is...