Holy balls I am exhausted. The sun will do that to you, amiright??? Seriously. Sun and heat wipe you the fuck out. Especially when you're drinking...which wasn't...and swimming, and grilling, and piloting boats, and hanging out with your bros and ladies... It was a...

Another amazing day on the lake with my brother and his fiancé. It was HOT. AS. BALLLLSSSS. But...with enough sunscreen and the water literally at my feet, it was actually bliss. The water was warm at the top, and cool if I let my feet dangle down from my floatie. I...

I’m on a lake right now, typing this on my phone. Liz and I are out at Scott and Addie’s bachelor/bachelorette party. They chartered two houseboats on Lake Shasta and it. Is. Gorgeous out here. Good lawd. Anyway, I’m next to a grown man right now in bed. His name is...