Day 414: Quickie

Day 414: Quickie

Tonight’s, alas, has to be a quickie. I hardly got any work done again today. Ugh. This home stretch, this sprint to the finish has definitely not been what I had hoped. But! I have two more days. Come what may. One more apartment thing to deal with tomorrow...
ALL YOUR DOGS BELONG TO ME

ALL YOUR DOGS BELONG TO ME

THIS IS PANDAPPLE I ACCEPT YOUR OFFERING OF 100 APPLES. I WILL ONLY RELEASE ONE DOG. THAT SASSY BLUE EYED DOG. HES AN ASSHOLE WHO TRIES TO SHAKE ME WITH HIS TINY MOUTH. F*UCK DAT SHIT. I REQUEST ONE GAZILLION APPLES FOR THE NICE DOG TO BE RETURNED. I LIKE HER. SHES...
Day 413: Lucky Number

Day 413: Lucky Number

Thirteen has always kind of been a lucky number for me. Weird, I know, given that it’s considered so unlucky by so many cultures. But, see, I was born on the 13th. One of my best birthdays ever was on Friday the 13th. It was a surprise party when I...
Day 412: A misfire

Day 412: A misfire

These days that get away from me are definitely magnified by the no-room-for-error-ness of the rest of my available work time. I got about a half days’ worth of work done, and it should have been more than that. Not, perhaps, a full work day given some of the...
Day 411: A whole new dog

Day 411: A whole new dog

I have a beautiful new dog. Her name is Coco, and she went to the groomers today for the first time…and she’s so pretty the Ho and I almost cried when we saw her. She’s, like, a full-on fancy beautiful Shih Tzu with the cutest round face and big eyes...