Day 410: I write by keyboard light

Day 410: I write by keyboard light

I turned my bedside light off before opening up the wordpress app to write this entry. I have no idea why I did that, but here we are. This “new” keyboard has a nifty feature that backlights the keys, so you can see them in the dark. Pretty cool. Also,...
Day 409: Cruising Speed

Day 409: Cruising Speed

I’m at altitude, cruising along. It was a rough one today, don’t get me wrong, but I got my shit done. I was tiiiirrrrreeedddd. Didn’t get enough sleep because we had a worker come by at 7:30 in the AM to get into a unit for some work. Early mornings...
PANDAPPLE DIARIES DAY 3

PANDAPPLE DIARIES DAY 3

YOUR OFFERING OF ONE APPLE A DAY IS INSUFFICIENT. ALL YOUR DOGS BELONG TO ME BAA BAA LAMB SHEEPY CHOP! GET THOSE DOGS! ROLL OUT MOTHER F*CKERS
Day 408: The Marathon Becomes A Sprint

Day 408: The Marathon Becomes A Sprint

This year has been a marathon of epic proportions. A long, very long, haul with some very lofty goals, both personal and professional. And all of that struggle and trudging and whatnot…all of that is now condensed into an 8-day sprint. 8 days, at least, for the...

PANDAPPLE DIARIES

I TOLD YOU THAT I HAVE KIDNAPPED THIS BLOG FOR EVERY POST THAT YOU DON’T GIVE ME A ZILLION APPLES I WILL CONTINUE TO FART IN ALL YOUR ORIFICES EVERY SINGLE NIGHT WHILE YOU ARE SLEEPING. YOU WILL NOT KNOW WHICH HOLE I WILL FART INTO BUT IT … WILL…...