Guys, my vacuum cleaner is sexy.

So, we bought a vacuum cleaner, like, a little over a year ago because our old one was crap and I was getting dust allergies (FYI – it’s not good if your allergies get WORSE when you go inside your apartment)…it was by a brand name, hepa filter and all that shit…well, like four months ago or so, I realized that it was leaking massive amounts of air from the front, and there was no way for me to get it close back up. It was a piece of crap, basically.

So, for the past few months we’ve debated about getting a new one and we finally did a few days ago. We splurged on a Dyson from Costco…

And holy poop balls, is it a nice piece of machine. It might just be perception, but I feel like I was able to get the house vacuumed in, like, half the time it took with the other vacuum. It’s so easy to push around, it sucks like…insert lewd sexual comment here…and I guess maybe it’s a little wider than the old one, so it covers more floor in one pass? I don’t know. But my house is soooo clean, and I was able to do it so fast.

So…yeah…I love the new vacuum cleaner. And Dyson comes with a 5-year warranty. Boom!

Also, I splurged yesterday on a new kindle – it’s the same kindle that I have, actually, but an updated version with some cool newer features – I have someone I think might like my old one, and it was $50 off! Which is almost half-price! Couldn’t resist. So, I gift my older one and I get a new one that’s white 🙂

It’s 12:30, and it’s time for the sleeps. I got some rest today, did some cleaning…more of the same tomorrow. Laundry, reading, some Fallout maybe. I thought that’s what I was going to do tonight, play some fallout, but I didn’t 😛 I got sucked in by All the President’s Men instead, which is so so so relevant to what’s happening right now in this country, I can’t even handle it. The parallels…are…insane…

Insane.

Liz is in Vegas with the ladies of her show. They saw Britney tonight. From the IG story she’s posting, it looks as though she’s having a grand old time. Love you Bear! 🙂 She’s back tomorrow 🙂

Night, guys. Another day off tomorrow, thank you baby g, and then another long work week. Gotta get this podcasting editing in full swing, yo!

Artwork tonight is from Wojtek Siudmak.