So, my dog decided he didn’t need one of his toe nails today.

I DON’T KNOW HOW IT HAPPENED. I just came into the room and there was blood everywhere. He was looking at me like…wtf just happened? Ouch.

Took him to Dog Urgent Care. He got drugged and bandaged up. He gonna be fine. But like…wtf dude? Poor guy.

I found the toe nail by the way. Whole ass claw just sitting there on the living room floor. I think he must have been trying to jump up on the chair we have there and slipped on the hardwoods in just the right way to snap it off.

Anyway…shit is wild here at the Ho-Heinichen House of Horrors and Hoisery.

Night night.