So…we have the type of dogs that need their butt glands expressed every now and then. And by ‘expressed,’ I mean that they need to be squeezed empty, lol. It’s not as bad as it sounds. I put a glove on, step into the bathroom where its easily cleanable, then pinch...

Making it a quick one tonight because I’m tiiiirreeedd…but we went over to Derrick and Gary’s and watched Smile 2. Liz and I have never seen the first one, actually, but it didn’t really matter. It was surprisingly good. Like…that movie brings the noise. Loved it,...

What technology would I be better off without, and why? Social media. Because it’s a net-negative. A timely question, this, because I’ve been thinking about it ever since the election. For all of social media’s benefits—and there are, objectively, so many! I’ve been...

What’s the hardest decision I’ve ever had to make? An interesting question for Wordpress to feed me on Thanksgiving, but let’s do it: putting down Coco. For a moment, I really didn’t think I could do it. I remember saying that as we walked to the room where they were...

Do I or my family make any special dishes for the holidays? Liz has a turkey that’s freaking delicious. We haven’t done Thanksgiving at our place for the past few years, we’ve done it over at the King’s instead. But her turkey is legit. She puts butter under the skin,...

I don’t know where my iPad is…I think I may have left it out in my office, or set it down out in the living room. In any event, I’m in bed now and I’m not getting out to get it, ha! So, on the phone it is. I don’t have the same Wordpress app here as I do on my iPad,...

Name my top three pet peeves. I strongly dislike a grimy sink. Our kitchen sink—not one we picked, it came with the house and we haven’t made it down the list of priorities yet to swap it out for a different one—drains super duper poorly, and the result is that stuff...

Who are my current favorite people? A devious question. I don’t want to leave anyone out! They’re not people, but Cooper and Joy come to mind immediately. Liz, of course. I spend the most time with her out of anyone, and I couldn’t be more fortunate to have such a...

What are my favorite animals? I feel like this question is along the lines of what is your favorite dinosaur? T-Rex. Of course. Long live the king. But, it’s pretty easy: dogs and cats. And yes, I do love them equally. They’re so different! Like…the magic of a cat is...

Maaaannnn, North by Northwest is so good. We watched it (again) for the podcast tonight—we’ve reached that amazing stretch of Hitch’s where he’s at his peak, and what a peak!—and it’s just so damn fun. I don’t know if it’s his best movie or even if it’s my favorite...