I love the smell of honey and smoke machine in the morning. Josh envisions the bathrooms going out on deck 5, Ira debates the wisdom of using sense of smell for television, and we decide Kirk has killed the most people in Starfleet history.

Ahhh, the episode that DeForest Kelley was born to play! Our crew is getting older and they don’t know why, the boys pick a drink for each of our main characters, and Bones wants you to get off his damn lawn.

Imagine a world where everyone wears curtains instead of clothes, and their most fearsome weapons are irons and pregnant wives. Sound awesome? Then, this is your episode!

Spock used to have a teddy bear! It’s take your parents to work day, and our favorite Vulcan is not having it. Kirk, however, is having a blast launching himself off of walls in the corridor.

Love conquers all! The inventor of the warp drive falls in love with a cloud of energy, Josh falls in love with love stories, and we talk some serious Little Mermaid talk.

Josh decides that Scotty can fix anything and everything, we see Harry Mudd from season 1, and the Enterprise crew tries their hand and performance art…and it’s amaze-balls.

We’ve got castles, and witches, and giant cats that Spock thinks are fierce as f*ck. It’s Halloween in Trek-land. Get ready for the themed episodes, folks, and this is one of the funnest!

Josh really loves the struggle with the Wino Captain we meet, Ira digs Scotty being 100% done with this episode, and we talk about how Martin Luther King Jr. told Nichelle Nichols she needed to stick with the show.

Come on kids, we’re going to learn about sex and death! Who doesn’t love a planet with exploding rocks? Red shirts, that’s who. Big time. Who called this place a paradise, anyway?

Everyone put on your evil mustaches and get on the transporter - it’s alternate universe time! Josh worries about being bunked next to the Agonizing Booth, while Kirk and the gang pit themselves against Evil Spock and a very surly Chekhov.