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Day 416: The Finish Line
It's 2am right now...and I'm tired. Tired, and satisfied. It was not the blowout day I'd been hoping for, with the 30 minutes of finished editing...but, it was enough. 130 minutes. Done. More than half a month, and a mere two days short of my original goal set all the...
Day 415: One More
Hey there iPad, old friend. I didn't get to use you today, did I? The writing did not happen, but that was planned as of this morning. My writing hour was cleaved into bits with some apartment building responsibilities. We had the exterminator here for a problem with...
Day 414: Quickie
Tonight's, alas, has to be a quickie. I hardly got any work done again today. Ugh. This home stretch, this sprint to the finish has definitely not been what I had hoped. But! I have two more days. Come what may. One more apartment thing to deal with tomorrow morning...
ALL YOUR DOGS BELONG TO ME
THIS IS PANDAPPLE I ACCEPT YOUR OFFERING OF 100 APPLES. I WILL ONLY RELEASE ONE DOG. THAT SASSY BLUE EYED DOG. HES AN ASSHOLE WHO TRIES TO SHAKE ME WITH HIS TINY MOUTH. F*UCK DAT SHIT. I REQUEST ONE GAZILLION APPLES FOR THE NICE DOG TO BE RETURNED. I LIKE HER. SHES...
Day 413: Lucky Number
Thirteen has always kind of been a lucky number for me. Weird, I know, given that it's considered so unlucky by so many cultures. But, see, I was born on the 13th. One of my best birthdays ever was on Friday the 13th. It was a surprise party when I was...probably 10....
Day 412: A misfire
These days that get away from me are definitely magnified by the no-room-for-error-ness of the rest of my available work time. I got about a half days' worth of work done, and it should have been more than that. Not, perhaps, a full work day given some of the...
Day 411: A whole new dog
I have a beautiful new dog. Her name is Coco, and she went to the groomers today for the first time...and she's so pretty the Ho and I almost cried when we saw her. She's, like, a full-on fancy beautiful Shih Tzu with the cutest round face and big eyes I think I've...
Day 410: I write by keyboard light
I turned my bedside light off before opening up the wordpress app to write this entry. I have no idea why I did that, but here we are. This "new" keyboard has a nifty feature that backlights the keys, so you can see them in the dark. Pretty cool. Also, pretty sure it...
Day 409: Cruising Speed
I'm at altitude, cruising along. It was a rough one today, don't get me wrong, but I got my shit done. I was tiiiirrrrreeedddd. Didn't get enough sleep because we had a worker come by at 7:30 in the AM to get into a unit for some work. Early mornings and me, we don't...
PANDAPPLE DIARIES DAY 3
YOUR OFFERING OF ONE APPLE A DAY IS INSUFFICIENT. ALL YOUR DOGS BELONG TO ME BAA BAA LAMB SHEEPY CHOP! GET THOSE DOGS! ROLL OUT MOTHER F*CKERS