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Day 408: The Marathon Becomes A Sprint
This year has been a marathon of epic proportions. A long, very long, haul with some very lofty goals, both personal and professional. And all of that struggle and trudging and whatnot...all of that is now condensed into an 8-day sprint. 8 days, at least, for the...
PANDAPPLE DIARIES
I TOLD YOU THAT I HAVE KIDNAPPED THIS BLOG FOR EVERY POST THAT YOU DON'T GIVE ME A ZILLION APPLES I WILL CONTINUE TO FART IN ALL YOUR ORIFICES EVERY SINGLE NIGHT WHILE YOU ARE SLEEPING. YOU WILL NOT KNOW WHICH HOLE I WILL FART INTO BUT IT ... WILL... HAPPEN... BAA BAA...
Day 407: A quick one
Well, I actually sat down to write this entry almost an hour ago, but then the Ho came home so we caught up on her night, and then I had a numeros dos explosion in the bathroom for a minute (what did I eat?) and now we've fully entered the domain of too much personal...
My P*ssy Tastes Like Pepsi Cola
THIS IS PANDAPPLE. I HAVE TAKEN OVER THIS BLOG. GIVE ME A ZILLION APPLES OR ELSE I WILL FART IN YOUR MOUTH WHILE YOU ARE SLEEPING. I AM SERIOUS. YOU KNOW WHERE TO FIND ME. BABA ROLL OUT. *pandapple rolls away*
Day 406: Fire Sale
The A's are having a sale, guys, and all MLB teams are invited. Top prospects not necessary! Seriously...I don't know what the fuck is happening in Oakland. Granted the last time I felt this way was during the off-season between 2011 and 2012, and we won the division...
Day 405: Tunnel Vision
That's what I feel like right now, tunnel vision. But the kind that's in my mind, not that kind that's visual...though I may have a bit of that, too. I feel right now like I'm in the middle of one of those late night drives on the highway where you've been driving for...
Day 404: Small Hands
I have pretty small hands for a dude. My palms are pretty decently sized, but my fingers...not so huge. Which is weird because I have pretty big feet. I'm 5'11" and I have 10/10.5 size in shoes. Some tighter shoes I've even had to go up to 11. Insert applicable penis...
Day 403: Better Day Tomorrow
So...yeah...today was *not* the brilliant work-day I so wanted to have. It wasn't a disaster, mind you, I just lost steam at the end of the day and crashed and burned in a manner of speaking. So, I end the day short of expectations. SO...I just wrote my pages for...
Day 402: Resolve
Today was a bit of a disaster on the work side of things 😛 I can say that with humor because I know the I'll feel better tomorrow after a full, normal, uninterrupted work day. Unless something comes along to hijack it, but I don't think that's going to happen. I have...
Day 401: Upswing
I'm feeling better, guys. I think I slept this cold away. It wasn't too bad, to be honest. I was feeling like indulging in a few days off, and so I took advantage. I did a lot of sleeping these past few days. For reals. Two naps again today. But, obviously, they were...