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Day 411: A whole new dog
I have a beautiful new dog. Her name is Coco, and she went to the groomers today for the first time...and she's so pretty the Ho and I almost cried when we saw her. She's, like, a full-on fancy beautiful Shih Tzu with the cutest round face and big eyes I think I've...
Day 410: I write by keyboard light
I turned my bedside light off before opening up the wordpress app to write this entry. I have no idea why I did that, but here we are. This "new" keyboard has a nifty feature that backlights the keys, so you can see them in the dark. Pretty cool. Also, pretty sure it...
Day 409: Cruising Speed
I'm at altitude, cruising along. It was a rough one today, don't get me wrong, but I got my shit done. I was tiiiirrrrreeedddd. Didn't get enough sleep because we had a worker come by at 7:30 in the AM to get into a unit for some work. Early mornings and me, we don't...
PANDAPPLE DIARIES DAY 3
YOUR OFFERING OF ONE APPLE A DAY IS INSUFFICIENT. ALL YOUR DOGS BELONG TO ME BAA BAA LAMB SHEEPY CHOP! GET THOSE DOGS! ROLL OUT MOTHER F*CKERS
Day 408: The Marathon Becomes A Sprint
This year has been a marathon of epic proportions. A long, very long, haul with some very lofty goals, both personal and professional. And all of that struggle and trudging and whatnot...all of that is now condensed into an 8-day sprint. 8 days, at least, for the...
PANDAPPLE DIARIES
I TOLD YOU THAT I HAVE KIDNAPPED THIS BLOG FOR EVERY POST THAT YOU DON'T GIVE ME A ZILLION APPLES I WILL CONTINUE TO FART IN ALL YOUR ORIFICES EVERY SINGLE NIGHT WHILE YOU ARE SLEEPING. YOU WILL NOT KNOW WHICH HOLE I WILL FART INTO BUT IT ... WILL... HAPPEN... BAA BAA...
Day 407: A quick one
Well, I actually sat down to write this entry almost an hour ago, but then the Ho came home so we caught up on her night, and then I had a numeros dos explosion in the bathroom for a minute (what did I eat?) and now we've fully entered the domain of too much personal...
My P*ssy Tastes Like Pepsi Cola
THIS IS PANDAPPLE. I HAVE TAKEN OVER THIS BLOG. GIVE ME A ZILLION APPLES OR ELSE I WILL FART IN YOUR MOUTH WHILE YOU ARE SLEEPING. I AM SERIOUS. YOU KNOW WHERE TO FIND ME. BABA ROLL OUT. *pandapple rolls away*
Day 406: Fire Sale
The A's are having a sale, guys, and all MLB teams are invited. Top prospects not necessary! Seriously...I don't know what the fuck is happening in Oakland. Granted the last time I felt this way was during the off-season between 2011 and 2012, and we won the division...
Day 405: Tunnel Vision
That's what I feel like right now, tunnel vision. But the kind that's in my mind, not that kind that's visual...though I may have a bit of that, too. I feel right now like I'm in the middle of one of those late night drives on the highway where you've been driving for...