Real talk: do you think you could beat a king cobra in a fight?
Apparently, 23% of men think they can. I mean…it’s less ridiculous than the 7% of men who think they can beat a grizzly bear—SEVEN PERCENT. *GRIZZLY* *BEAR*—but it’s still rather high. I’m sure there are people out there who have hands-on experience trapping or killing king cobras…but 23% of men? Literally millions of dudes have that capability?
No.
No you don’t.
Ah, the stupid, moronic hubris of male-dom.
I mean…I could totally kill a snake tho.