Bienvenido’s a “Dos Hermanos Uno Trek,” we watch some amazeballs giant lizard fighting, and Kirk keeps talking into his electric razor.

We ride A Sheep Named “Enterprise,” Trelane reminds Josh of someone from TNG, and who ruined coffee on the bridge?

Spock gets his own command! Giant spears! Lots of yelling! It’s all in this episode of TG1T!!!

So, who let Sulu have a gun? And why is there a man-sized Rabbit running around? And WHY IS FINNEGAN LIKE 50 YEARS OLD???

Josh contemplates what to say to himself five years ago pre-Trek, we meet the Romulans for the first time, and we talk inspiration.

Ira turns the theme song into “Manamana,” we grapple with morality and “the greater good,” and Josh learns about the meaning of the term “shipping.”

The conclusion to the only two-parter of the Original series!!! Listen to hear if it lives up to the bar set by the first part, and watch to see footage from the original Trek pilot “The Cage.”

Did you know that Kirk is short for Kirkolowitz? Or that Spock and Kirk go back so deep? Or what’s going to happen next in the conclusion???

Josh teaches us all the “Trek Test,” we can’t decide if the titular maneuver is a ship move or some Kirk Kung Fu, and Clint Howard blows our minds.

We decide that Kirk is the Michael Jordan of Star Trek, the spinny light on the ceiling is actually super scary, and a woman finally kicks some ass on the show!